I said it.
I’ll say it again.
For years and years and years, I have had to sit through friends and family act as if this bland, rubbery, boring, almost-mozzerella bullshit is the best cheese of all time forever. I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong. You are so wrong that it upsets me. Shut the fuck up, you don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re a rube and you need to take your head out of Provolone’s boring asshole. Think I’m wrong? Bring it. Here’s a list of seven cheeses that beat the absolute shit out of Provolone.