Dear Pornographers, What the fuck happened to the story?

And for that matter, what happened to the music?

Look, I’m a skeezy dude, so I don’t always need a story.  I think that most of the guys that I know would probably say that they never need the story, just the five or fewer minutes that it takes to finish.  But I like the story.  Even when it’s stupid and sometimes especially when it’s stupid.   I like