Dirty Talk Thursday – I Found Some Porn

Pornographic materials?  Out there in this world?  And I, of all people, have stumbled upon it?  Crazy, right?

I should be more specific – I found an old cache of porno DVDs in a DVD book from the back in the day that I was clearing out.  These DVDs do not look good.  They look like some of the shittiest porn that I would absolutely click right past if I were to come across their thumbnail on the modern internet.  And yet, they once did it for me enough that I felt it important to keep them AND make sure they were safe in a DVD book.  In case you’re wondering what a DVD book is, it’s basically just a huge DVD wallet.  In case you’re wondering what a DVD wallet is, it’s basically just a really big normal wallet that isn’t designed for monies, credit cards, and library identification but rather for as many DVDs as you can cram into it.  In case you’re wondering what a DVD is, you should really ask yourself if you are old enough to be reading this right now.

DVDs.

Of porn.

Late-90’s through early-00’s porno DVDs.

I… think… I think that I have to watch them.

I think I have to watch them.

I think I have to find out what early-to-mid 20-year-old me was rubbing one out to.

I did watch one.  Well… I mean… you know, not the whole thing, for reasons that should need going into.  It was not a good porn.  It wasn’t terrible, but it was also the best looking of the lot.  Maybe I’ll watch the rest and report back on it.  Or maybe I’ll just toss them out.  Or… can you donate those to Goodwill?

tl;dr – I might have a bad viewing or make a bad donation of not-so-good porno that I found from my younger year… no wait… they aren’t porns of me in my younger years, but rather porns that I watched when I wa… you know what?  Skip this post.

One is oddly labeled like it involves golden showers but I hate and have always hated golden showers so… I don’t know, maybe I’m just making assumptions of more horror than there really is.  Or at least here’s to hoping.