My bed is way too fucking hot

I had intentions of posting something more substantial today, but to be completely honest, I pretty much just rolled out of bed and can’t really think about anything else other than trying to keep my schedule and if I’m going to have time today to get my new parking passes.  The parking passes and stickers for my condo’s parking lot changed over at the start of September and, frankly, I just haven’t had the time to go get them.  If the condo’s office was open either earlier or later, this wouldn’t be a problem.  It also wouldn’t be a problem had I read the entire notification for getting the new stickers, as the office was open for every Saturday of August to accommodate people with exactly my problem.  To pay for my jackassery, I now either have to sacrifice a lunch hour or take some time off.  Although… I do really need to take some time off, anyway.  Either way, I gotta do something, because parking on the street sucks ass.

Back to my bed… I feel like I’ve talked about this… have I talked about this?  Well, whatever.  It’s a huge problem.  I already have troubles sleeping and now to add to my troubles, my be is insanely hot.  I can’t throw any covers on while I’m in it or I get all sweaty and gross.  The absolute worst is when I actually manage to knock off and somewhere in the night I throw on a blanket or two.  When I wake up, I’m all sweaty and my sheets and covers are all wet from where they have been touching my stupid, sweaty skin.  Gross.

I should not be sweaty in bed.  I should only be just warm enough to be comfortable.  I should not wake up moist.  I should not have to fear ruining my bed just by normal, intended use.  I should not have to alternate between completely uncovered, having on just sheets, and being completely covered, just to find some temporary pockets of comfort.

I’m pretty sure that the reason it is too hot is because there is one of those stupid memory foam toppers on it.  That memory foam actually is quite comfortable but it is almost certainly the cause of my sweaty mornings.  I’m toying with the idea of removing it.  I think I felt a zipper around that the edge while sleeping, so I’m thinking I’ll see if it can just be straight-up removed.  This might be the way to go.  It won’t be as cushiony but at least I won’t be balls hot all night and gross in the morning.

tl;dr – Something about parking stickers for my condo, my bed is too hot, waah waah waah.

These are some first world problems if I do say so myself.