This I Found of the Week:
Probably the single best Breast Cancer Awareness poster I’ve ever heard of (thanks random reddit user… didn’t remember your username. sorry bro….?)
The actual post:
Sorry dudes. Too damned busy. Seriously, look at my bootycall forecast. For once, that’s not entirely because no chicks want to sleep with me. I actually turned something down. And yes. It does feel awesome. Now I understand why so many women have such huge power trips over access to their vaginas.
tl;dr – Chicks should feel privileged to sit on it? Is that what I’m saying? Not even I’m sure at this point.
Although my true talent can be found further North… if ya’ catch my drift.
Extended Bootycall Forecast: