Condom Thoughts

Ever hear the expression, “Do as I say, not as I do”?  Nowadays, I’m the guy saying it.  Sometimes I’m thinking a similar thought about knowing what to do but not doing it.  Most notably with my diet.  There is, however, a very stupid thing that I find myself doing from time to time.  Not wearing a condom.  That’s something that I really need to fix.  I want to say that I always wear it in situations of possible impregnation, but… that’s not entirely true.  There have been times, usually really passionate (though more likely super hammered), when time was not made to slip on a rain jacket.  There have been at least two time when I may or may not have pulled out in time.  Yeah… don’t do that, folks.

In all fairness, I’m not going to ever do what we all should – wear that condom and any other sexual protection you can possibly have during any sexual contact.  If a genital appears, it should be covered.  I’m not doin’ that.  I’m not putting on a rubber for a blowjob.  So here’s a bad list of my condom usage:

Always Wear a Condom

  • Vaginal Intercourse (except… you know, when I’m hammered)

Usually Wear a Condom

  • Buttsecks
  • Wet-humping

Never Wear a Condom

  • Blowjob
  • Handjob
  • Tittyfuck
  • Hot-dogging
  • Doin’ weird shit
  • Whenever my cock isn’t out

tl;dr – If someone’s junk comes out, put a condom on it even though I don’t.  And learn how to use a dental dam.  I also don’t do that, but you should.

You know, I don’t think my penis is really big enough to be referred to as a “cock”.  More of a “prick”.  Hmm?

OH and another thing!  Someone complained about not being able to sign in to comment.  Since when do you people comment?  I don’t know, but I hope that means he plans to comment.  Either way, sorry that this design didn’t have a stock place to do so.  You should be able to sign or or create “subscriber” accounts at aaronsnotes.com/wp-login.  Give that shit a suck try.  In the mean time, I see if I can’t make that whole process a bit easier on you.