How Birth Control Should Be Taught in Schools

“Cum no her tits”

 

That’s how it should be taught.  Because you can’t get a girl preggers if you jizz on her tits, on her face, in her mouth, or up her butt.  So you can suggest abstinence (it is 100% effective, except that noone does it), tell folks to use condoms and pills, and always keep in mind that you can just pull out – but don’t wait until the last minute.  Pull out early and do the final stretch (heh heh) while you are outside of her puss.

tl;dr – Fill her belly button.

Or like… jizz on her back.  Anywhere, dude, just not up in them guts.  Really.  Though if you want to be a gentleman, you should avoid the hair.

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