A Quick Dating Tip

Tip of the Day: Don’t beat it before meeting up with a chick for hook-up purposes.  If you finish on/in her above the waist, she can tell what you did earlier.  I assume it has to do with volume or pressure… or maybe The Force, I’m not really sure.  All I know is that they can, and some of them will call you out on it.

tl;dr – That’s why you cum in her butt.

Just sayin’… just… sayin’.

This weekend’s bootcally forecast: Not promising.  I don’t have a lot of time that I can use for hooking up and I’m feeling a little under the weather anyway.

2 Replies to “A Quick Dating Tip”

  1. You just gotta realize that they want the same things you do. Not every guy is a total poon hound just looking to fuck, but not every gal is a total shrew that you have to wine and dine and bribe to get anywhere near a boob. Most people, guys and chicks alike, are probably somewhere in the middle. A lot of ladies are looking to bang just as much as you are. Some of them are probably dying to bang that giant, “Hunt For The Red October” cock of yours. Unfortunately, we’re still stuck with so many of our antiquated hetero-normative gender roles that there’s no way she’ll just out and tell you. It sucks ass, but that’s how it do. So you still need to cowboy the fuck up and ask the ladies yourself. They might reject you, and that sucks, but you just gotta get over it.

    This is a tough thing to get over. I still haven’t completely. It’s probably part of why I’m not dating seriously – the women I would get serious with kind of intimidate me. It’s like somewhere inside of me I get the feeling that I just don’t deserve them and/or they couldn’t possibly like a dude like me. I know that this is probably bullshit, but I can’t always suppress it.

    I can give you some probably shitty advice, whether or not you want it. You’re looking for some chick between 7 & 9 on the standard 1 to 10 scale of attractiveness. I don’t know your criteria for what that is, but I’m sure you have an idea of it in your head. If you’re looking for a serious relationship, that’s fine. Getting the confidence to actually attract that chick is going to be pretty hard, but if you just want to fuck and/or fucking is a major part of it, then just go bang some 4’s. Hell, bang some 3’s if you can stomach it. Have sex with some chicks that you don’t give two fucks about but are attractive enough for you to get wood. After you bang a few, you’ll realize just how little sex matters. Plus, you’ll start feeling like fucking Superman the first time that you knock the bottom out of that shit. Talk about a confidence booster.

    If it ain’t about bumping uglies, you can always try the “Ask every cute chick for her number” thing. I’ve never tried it, but I hear it’s a good way to get over yourself.

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