So my awful rat-lip issue has cleared up and I’m just a few days out from being once again comfortable with knocking boots. I have four ladies who’s booties I’d like to call, and they all seem pretty done with my stalling for time. And there in lies the problem – balancing time. Here’s my possible booty-times for the next seven days:
Tuesday Night (tonight) – sill uncomfortable about da lips. Rest Day.
Wednesday Night – Gunna feel better, but still have my “roommate” living on my couch, so she would have to “host”. I haven’t scheduled anything, so booty is unlikely.
Thursday Night – Roommate issue persists. I still have time to schedule a thing if she hosts, I suppose, but I really like to take my time on the first night of a potential regular.
Friday Night – A fabulous internet-based audio program – Three Guys Walk Into a Bar. In case you haven’t heard, the fellas and I have scheduled the night of this Friday, July 8th as a recording night. It’ll be a late night recording, as not everyone will be around until something like 10ish. I suppose I could try to slip in a thing between getting off of work and guys coming over, but… I don’t like such time constraints.
Saturday – Already have a thing scheduled. Not sure exactly what time and you never really know how long. Could be an over-nighter. I’m hosting.
Sunday – I tend to leave this day open if I have something planned for Saturday. I don’t want to have to shew a woman out so she doesn’t bump into my next booty call. It’s just not very classy.
Next Monday Night – No idea.
Fun Suggestion – so the chick that I’m most excited for seems somehow equally excited. She is in a similar situation, but it’s her sister staying with her, not her Dad. Anyway, she suggests that we get a hotel room. At first, I was all, “We could just wait), but now… kinda sick of waiting. I think a hotel would be a great idea. I think it would be fantastic to get a cheapish (but still safe) hotel/motel room and flip her switches with my operator knob.
tl;dr – This is a pretty stupid thing to complain about, isn’t it? Well, I’m a pretty stupid guy.
I like the booty-call forecast idea from last week, but I want to workshop it a little. I think the idea is good enough to deserve some more fleshing out.