I love buttsecks.
There are a lot of crazy things going on around work these days. Most of this stuff is actually quite positive. Some of it has to do with standardization and preparation. I like this stuff – organization can set you free (yes, I am aware of the irony). Some of the stuff is total bullshit, and I fucking hate it. But it’s okay, because I once again have a vehicle that can keep up with my libido.
Guess what I did the other?
I went to a lady’s apartment.
We was talkin’s on the yahoo thing, just killin’ some time. She said, ” Can I ask you something personal?”. I was all, ” Sure.” She axed me about my bedroom habits. I told her. She was intrigued. The next evening, we was talkin’ on that yahoo again. This is rare for me – especially two nights in a row. I tend to avoid all instant message type things (’cause they’re a pain in the ass), but if I’m bored and/or find someone that can actually manage a conversation. I really, truly cannot stand a person who needs me to carry the entire damn conversation. It drives me fucking insane. I have lost almost-sure-things because I couldn’t be bothered to make every fucking move in a conversation. Goddamnit, it pisses me off… but that’s for another post.
Anyway, we were yahoo’ing each other. Out of nowhere, she says, ” What are you doing right now?”
I was a little busy trying to get ahead on some of this work-assed bullshit, but I was at home and off the clock. I give one of my standard responses, ” Just screwin’ around on the web.”
” Would you rather screw around with me?” She inquires.
My ears perked up and my Congressman became turgid. ” That sounds like a much better way to spend my evening, but my roommate is around.” My roommate – that’s how I refer to my Dad to ladies when I don’t want to explain that he has invited himself to crash on my couch for the next month or so and blah blah, check back to some old posts.
” Well… my roommate’s at her boyfriend’s tonight.” What a fantastic turn of events. I take a quick shower, slap on some decent looking digs, and I hop in my brand-new, classy Whip. I was off to get mines.
And I got mines.
In her butt.
And then I went home, rushed pass my fuckin’ roommate, and went to bed. I slept like a baby. A baby that should have showered before going to bed, because the morning sticky/crusty is never pleasant.
Goodnight to You All
And to All a Good Night
tl;dr – Very busy at work, but gettin’ some fun-funs up a bum-bums.
And I’m planning to do it again this weekend. That’s how I roll. Actually, there’s a lady from a while back that I’ve been meaning to chat (and knock boots) with. Unfortunately, I haven’t talked to her in so long, I think it might be rude if I just try to get to boots-knockin’ on again.