Sex Chart Theme Week – Day 5

It’s about time that I explain what it is that goes on during a sexual encounter.  The thing is, it’s never really the same thing.  Ignoring the fact that not everyone is the same, and some chicks like some things more than others (and some won’t do anal… jerks), there are still plenty of factors.  The biggest, and the subject of today’s chart, is Time Frame.  It shouldn’t be hard to understand the concept – if you’re just doing a Quickie, you’re really just going to bang it out.  On the other hand, you can’t just bang it out if you’re going to spend all day with a booty call.  You need to fill some time with other activities.

In the future, you can expect an interactive infographic about this whole b’deal.  I’ve been trying to get Google Docs to do something it just can’t all week.  In its place, here’s a not-as-good thing about it:

Didn't include boob-suckin', 'cause that's rarely done by itself.


I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again – handjobs are a waste.  I’m not saying there isn’t a time or a place – it will make me cum.  However, there are far more fun and pleasurable things that will also make me cum.  I can give myself a handjob and don’t need you to.  HOWEVER – if you’re making out or I’m playin’ with them titties, you juggling my junk is pretty cool.

I hope this all makes sense, but if you have questions, go ahead and ask them.

tl;dr – I spend my sexy-times differently depending on how much time I gots to get sexy wit’.  Who wants to come up and meet the Captain… n’ get sexy with him?

I plan to post another tomorrow, but the code is a little busted right now.