FIRST EVER THEME WEEK – BREAKFAST, BITCHES!!!

This week is the first ever official “Theme Week” on Aaron’s Notes.  In case it isn’t obvious, I’ve basically just trumped me up a reason to give (hopefully) good content all week without having to try too hard to come up with good subjects.  This doesn’t mean that I won’t post other things, but it does mean a few things:

  1. There will be a post every day (through Saturday)
  2. They will all feature a breakfast item
  3. Some might just have recipes
  4. I’ll probably squeeze in a really shitty pun or two
  5. I need to conjure up some pictures or take a few myself… bit of a pain.

Here’s today’s thing.

Is this really how you want to spend breakfast?
Is this really how you want to spend breakfast?

Ah, the lonely breakfast bar.  The one piece of morning foodstuffs that says, “I don’t even have five minutes.”  After all, it only takes a few minutes to prepare any number of simple eats.  While you’ll need another minute to actually eat an egg (and at least a few to actually enjoy it), you can always take a piece of toast with you.  Is there even a good breakfast bar?  The only ones that I’ve actually found myself liking are really terrible for you.  You might as well be snarfing down marshmallows.  Otherwise, it’s over-sweat and cake-y fruit-filled desert bars they pass off as “healthy” or shitty, dry, giant mess inducing granola.  The only good granola I’ve ever had was homemade by some chick that I should have spent more time with.  And that’s how we’re kicking off Monday.

tl;dr – It’s breakfast foods theme week, and today’s is a shitty breakfast bar!  Drop by tomorrow for what is sure to be better.

No, really.  It almost has to be better.