Technical Words That Sound Dirty

Just like I said in the title, I’m going get dirty without actually getting dirty (actually… I’m totally gunna nasty this up some how).  All words, terms, and phrases from Science, medicine, technology, mechanisms, and nature are acceptable.  Fuck, any word is acceptable, but this is where I’m starting (and feel free to add in).  What do I mean?  I figure that at this point, we should all be acutely familiar with the term “Masticate”.  My generation, especially, has either told countless, terrible jokes with the intent of including that word as a replacement for a wonderfully shameful act that you perform when everyone else in the barracks seems to be asleep, or you have a dumbass friend who has told such jokes to you far too many times.  Anyway, I find it dangerous to masticate in a strip club, though it is perfectly legal.  Here are some other… fuckin’… really sorry about that one:

  • Cloaca
  • Oral (it used to just mean mouth)
  • Anal (I mean, it is now, but…)
  • Homology
  • Homogenizer
  • Uvula
  • Hard Drive
  • 3.5″ Floppy
  • Shank’s Tang
  • Discharge
  • Moist
  • Flank
  • Bung Hole
  • Impact Driver
  • Analyze
  • Torque
  • Pannus
  • Acute Renal Failure
  • Saltpeter
  • Fagaceous
  • Blue Footed Boobie
  • Cockchafer
  • Cambrian Explosion
  • Cambrian Explosion – Especially when followed by “Ooooooooooooh, GUGOOOOUSH!!! SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!  MY 3.5″ FLOPPY DISCHARGED EXCESS ENERGY ALL OVER HER CLOACA!!!”
  • Petri

More to come later.  SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!